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Osama Bin Laden found in northern Afghanistan - will stand trial in the US
Osama Bin Laden has been found in a camp just outside of Kabul by a team of six New York lawyers. Bin Laden is the founder of the organization Al-Qaeda which was blamed by the American Government for the ...

Tony Blair to receive 297,000 in compensation?
The general figures pushed out by the Labour government inform us that stabbings and other violent crimes are down since they came into power in 1997. But opposition leaders have recently lashed out after...

Archbishop of Canterbury kicked to death in "honour killing"
Despite the outrage caused by the Archbishop's comments regarding the integration of Sharia Law in the UK, no extra security was provided for the religious leader. A fault that has sparked investigation i...

UK Defence Budget cancelled in favour of more lawyers
It will start with the Trident missile systems and end with the cleaning staff at the MOD, but within the next five years every part of the UK defence network will be dismantled in favour of more modern d...

After widespread petitioning science now classed as a religion
In a daring move to avoid further lawsuits, leaders in the science community have petitioned to be classed as a religion. After more than three years of litigation over their climate change theories the m...

First ever pre-injury compensation claims flooding in as asteroid heads toward earth
Until now, in the UK, everyone has been happy with the concept that you have to be injured first before you can obtain compensation. But with the asteroid Apophis hurtling toward earth people are starting...

KitKat Lawsuit fails despite "obvious merit"
Though not surprised by the ruling, lawyers for the claimant announced they, and their client, were shocked that their secondary aim was not recognised by lawmakers:

"Nestle marketing their ...

Designer in court over size discrimination
The fashion world is still quaking in it's fluffy boots after last week's test case against a clothes home shopping catalogue was granted a continuance to obtain more evidence. The claimant, who cannot be...

New Tax Evasion loophole deemed "unsavoury" but "completely legal"
Unhappy with the 40% tax rate imposed on him as a sole proprietor, David Scanlon of Peterhead, Scotland decided to take advantage of the lax compensation regulations to join the many people in the UK livi...

Man arrested for offering his friend a cigarette
With the introduction of the Suicide Act 1961, which de-criminalized the act of suicide, laws regarding assisting someone's in their own suicide were clarified:

"A person who aids, abets, co...

Smoking Cancer risk figures are deemed misleading - does anyone care?
Despite the numerous documentaries and fictional films about the tobacco industry, often portraying them as less than forthcoming when it comes to the truth, many still whole heartedly believe the studies...

Director of The Accident Group dies in twist of fate
Mark Langford, known for his notorious role as the founder of The Accident Group, has died in a car accident whilst hiding from British authorities in Spain.

His former company collapsed in 200...

Dog owner successfully sues the person his dog bit
In a landmark case the owner of a Lhasa Apso that bit a neighbour has won 32,000 in compensation ... from the person the dog bit! Strange though it may sound to you and I, the victim of the original bite...

UK Public demands refund after Trident missile defense system declared pointless
In light of the recent leaked documents by the Ministry of Defence there has been a public outcry regarding the billions wasted on defence. Though many are concerned with the global impact an admission of...

Walmart's purchase of leading claims management companies hailed as genius
The move by Walmart (owner of the Asda chain) to purchase the top eleven claims management companies and law firms in the UK has been called "genius" by their rivals Tesco and Morrisons. With each having ...

Government plans to introduce a compensation bill to get their piece of the pie
Tired of lawyers and company directors sucking all the milk from the compensation cash cow, the government is to introduce the 'Compensation Bill'. This bill will be sent to every claims management compan...

Outrage as lawsuit against global warming scientists fails
Although there was a suspicious lack of coverage by most media corporations, the class action lawsuit against 117 named scientists in the UK was followed intently by both sides of the argument. After the ...

Alcohol and Tobacco petitioning to become illegal substances in the UK
In the wake of the lawsuit by Steve Irwin's family against The Bloodhound Gang, alcohol and tobacco producers have piggybacked the tragic death of the beloved animal chasing icon in an awkward attempt to ...

Family of Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter sue Bloodhound Gang's Producers
In a move not seen since the days of Ozzy listener's suicides, the family of Steve Irwin, famous for his TV show crocodile hunter, are suing the record label of the "verbally obnoxious" rock band the Bloo...

Paedophile wins 107,500 in compensation from children he abused
The case has been called 'disgusting', 'utterly baseless' and 'the downfall of justice' but no judge has been able to overturn the ruling that 43 children abused by Stan Wilminstot are ordered to pay 2,5...

Publishers of Catch 22 sue the English speaking world for trademark infringement
Lawyers for Simon & Schuster, the original publishers of the Joseph Heller novel Catch 22, have filed simultaneous lawsuits in the 79 english speaking countries across the globe to try and stop the use of...

After Malaysian Wife sues for loss of virginity, UK braces for impact
The landmark case of a wife who sued her soon-to-be-ex-husband for half a million pounds for the un-necessary loss of her virginity was not reported widely in the UK, but word has slowly spread and govern...

David Blunkett to pay 120,000 in blind date scandal
The former Home Secretary, David Blunkett, has been found guilty of defrauding 24 women and ordered to pay each 5,000 in compensation.

In December 2004, just months after the highly publicised...

Roland Emmerich to pay $550million in compensation for "The Day After Tomorrow" fraud
In light of the leaked document stating that Roland Emmerich, the writer and director of the film The Day After Tomorrow, had paid 11 researchers $300,000 each (about 160,000) to make up reports about cl...

Jesus sues Catholic church for defamation
In an unprecedented move by the leader of any corporation, Jesus Christ (address unknown) has filed a lawsuit against the Catholic church for 'defamation of character'. In a press release the divine one's...

Employees of Britain's largest claims management company get 4million in compensation
The much publicised sacking of over 2,500 staff members via text message was the first indication to the public that The Accident Group was not all it was cracked up to be. Along with the thousands of vic...

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