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So, our nice clear navigational display, categorisations and side column links are not enough for you? It's not like we're the 3 billion page Microsoft website. Let me guess, you're the guy who:
>> on walking into a tiny store still asks "where are the cold drinks?" instead of taking ten seconds to look around.
>> needs to check the scale of a map before using it.
>> has a globe in their home, not for fun, but to check where countries are when they appear on the news.
>> loves informing others that they have a "great sense of direction", like it's some sort of talent.
>> treats their car sat nav system like as though it's the voice of god and requires that it be on even when just popping over to a friend's house half a mile away.
>> tries to work out where migrating birds flying overhead might be heading.
Correct? Well, you're still welcome here but if you can't find your way around already then it's probably because (insert stereotypical comment based on reader's gender/race/education here) ...
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